Dog Thoughts That Are Way Too “Pawfect”

Behold, hoomans of Planet Internet, you are about to experience the Twitter magic that is Thoughts of Dogs. Thoughts of Dog are authentic dog thoughts that are too pawfect for words… even though they are words. You know, because they’re 100% legitimate dog thoughts written by dogs and tweeted on the Twitters. To even imply that these tweets were written and tweeted by hoomans pretending to be dogs is rather insulting. Don’t turn your head like a confused dog. Sit. Stay. Good hooman.

1.

the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them

6. do you like me
c. how much do you like me
2. do you jump in puddles
a. i like to jump in puddles
b. can i lick your ear
3. do you like me
7. i’m already licking your ear

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) February 3, 2019

2.

i fell asleep with my tongue out. and the human decided to poke it. i should really know better by now. they do that every time

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) January 30, 2019

3.

i have a toy that looks like a cupcake. and sometimes. i squeak it very loud. for a very long time. i don’t mean to be annoying. i was in the zone

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) December 10, 2018

4.

sometimes. i lie down during a walk. and refuse to get up. so the human has no choice. but to spend more time with me

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 25, 2018

5.

i may have already mentioned this. but i love you

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 15, 2018

6.

i took a little trip. to the school down the road. and waited very patiently. as the human checked some boxes. to try and change the world

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 6, 2018

7.

if your day didn’t go well. that’s perfectly fine. because now you get to dream. and who knows what could happen. i hope i dream i’m a penguin. so i can zoom on my belly

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 23, 2018

8.

it is not the taste of the leaves. that intrigues me. it is the crunch

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 11, 2018

9.

the small neighbor human. wants to learn how to take a pup on a walk. it was determined. that i am the perfect candidate. to show them how it’s done.. we’ve gone up and down our little street. several times. and have only gotten super tangled once. so it’s going really well

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 1, 2018

10.

the human just got home. and once they are settled. i will carefully attempt. to remove a sock from their foot. using the most delicate of nibbles. so they know i missed them

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 25, 2018

We sincerely hope these funny dog thoughts (Tweets) brought you a few smiles! Enjoy the rest of your day and think back to these tweets if you need a boost.

 

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