Funny Tweets About Dieting and Fitness

Dieting is and always will be one of the most difficult things to do in life. This is partially because self-control is one our hardest mental battles, but it’s also because food is awesome. Like really, really, really awesome. As my dad once told me (who has been a psychology professor at Michigan State University for 42 years), dieting isn’t something you do for a week, or a month. A successful diet is one that you decide to follow through on for the rest of your life. And yes, I never grow tired of realizing that my dad is usually right. But, instead of planning our new and improved lifetime diet, let’s look at some funny tweets about dieting and fitness first. Here are 8 of them:

1.

Friend: I’m surprised to see you eating a salad.

Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*

— Victoria Sofia (@Ideal_Victoria) February 24, 2016

2.

“I’ll save half of this for later,” I said. And we laughed and laughed.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 15, 2014

3.

Netflix and try not to eat every damn thing in sight.

— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) February 26, 2016

4.

I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.

— Goats? (@Gooooats) February 29, 2016

5.

Bananas should have really loud wrappers, like hey, look at me, I’m eating fruit!
Candy should have soft wrappers like, shhhh, I’m a loser.

— MomofTeen (@MomofTeen) May 1, 2015

6.

*gets stomach virus and loses 10 lbs.*
AWWW YEAH
*gains 15 back the first day of feeling better*

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 24, 2016

7.

[setting up new fitbit]
What’s your height? 5’6″
What’s your gender? F
What’s your weight? [deletes app, throws fitbit into roaring fire]

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) December 26, 2015

8.

I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad.

— Not Mark (@NotMarkAllen) July 16, 2015

Now that we’ve laughed at some funny tweets regarding dieting and fitness, let’s get on track! If you’re trying to lose weight, or simply eat healthier and become more active follow our tips for staying motivated and following through with your goals.

 

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