Being a parent is the toughest job in the world, and most parents will tell you it’s also easily the most rewarding. Whether you’re currently a parent, or thinking of becoming one in the very near future, this collection of funny parenting tweets are sure to tickle your funny bone.
1.
best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you’re on a conference call and cry “I accidentally peed in the wrong place”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 9, 2017
2.
A lone Sharpie lid: one of the most terrifying things a parent can find pic.twitter.com/RpuNxDbahq
— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) July 12, 2018
3.
i ask my toddler what’s in the box she’s holding. “chaos!” she replies. “chaos! chaos!” i know she’s trying to say “crayons,” but it’s not like she’s wrong.
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) January 9, 2018
4.
Friend: what’s it like having kids?
Me: last week it took my toddler 40 minutes to put on her right sock.
Friend: that’s not so bad.
Me: [grabs his shirt and pulls him close] she’s still trying to put on the left one.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) December 10, 2018
5.
Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half.
An M&M.
In half.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 7, 2015
6.
The 6yo figured out she can sneakily stick a note on someone’s back. But she doesn’t know they should say things like “kick me,” so they just have space facts on them.
— Robert McNees (@mcnees) December 16, 2018
7.
I wish someone would invent a way to make french fries that you find under your kids’ car seats delicious again.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 4, 2018
8.
The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It’s only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 11, 2015
9.
Until I had kids I didn’t realize that “bouncing off the walls” was actually a literal statement.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 29, 2016
10.
The average child uses 16,000 feet of scotch tape in a day.
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) February 26, 2018
I think that we can all agree on one thing: kids are hilarious. When you need a quick pick-me-up, just spend some time with your children, your nieces, or nephews. Or, if you don’t have any children in your life, you could just do a quick search on Twitter! Remember: laughter is good for the soul.
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